Archive for February, 2009

Site News

February 18, 2009

Bear with me while I get the site up and running.  While I have multiple appendages, they’re designed for stimulation of the clitoris and not for typing on the keyboard.  All you guys who bitch about how hard it is to get a woman off, well, imgaine if she had twenty six clitori and about eight nipples for various forms of punctuation.

Plus, sometimes I accidentally turn myself on and vibrate all the way across the keyboard, leaving an orgasm of letters in my wake.  Really slows the process down.


Hello World!

February 18, 2009

Hello World! Purple Saguro here.  If you’d like to know about me, here’s my first appearance in the blogosphere.